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No more having to remember an entire month’s worth of streaming platform lineups.
I’ll be here every Monday.
Offering up the best new streaming options.
Disney +
The kids are super hype for this. Their words “OMG finalllly”.
Zombies 3 (7/15)
Zed anticipates an athletic scholarship while Addison is gearing up for Seabrook’s international cheer-off competition. Then suddenly, extraterrestrial beings appear around Seabrook, causing more than friendly competition.
Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGsoC0bWakU
HBO Max
This week isn’t my cup of tea. But some people will certainly enjoy the offerings.
Edge of the Earth (7/12)
Four groups of athletes embark on four never-before-accomplished missions.
Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQpGm3laG4s
The Bob’s Burgers Movie (7/12)
The Belchers try to save the restaurant from closing as a sinkhole forms in front of it, while the kids try to solve a mystery that could save their family’s restaurant.
Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbGXqUumtqg
The Rehearsal (7/15)
Nathan Fielder gives people a chance to rehearse for their own lives in a world where nothing never works out as expected.
Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fjPFt8cpic
Hulu
Hulu’s biggest (best?) offering this week is the vampire comedy. But The Hater might have something to say about that.
What We Do in the Shadows: S4 (7/13)
A look into the daily (or rather, nightly) lives of four vampires, who’ve lived together for over 100 years, on Staten Island.
Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuYcR8SgSKk
